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This world is going in the shitter. Well, that’s a well known statement but I just wanted to remind myself. Yesterday I learned about Mr. McCain’s bold, very bold move towards his election process. In a single day I’ve seen the whole continent turn upside down, republicans and democrats united in an American sense of bewilderment and the rest of the people, like me, the people that usually only give a single fuck about politics are doing things like this , like me.

So what do I think? Well after hearing the apparent news of the week about this Alaska chickie I also learned that, and I will quote Mr. McCain: “The vice president has two duties. One is to inquire daily as to the health of the president, and the other is to attend the funerals of Third World dictators. And neither of those do I find an enjoyable exercise.”

I feel the need to translate this in the words of a simpleton like myself and I believe it goes something like this: “Since the job of a VP is extremely uninteresting, effortless and dull it really doesn’t matter who I pick to do it, so I’ll pick a woman. Heck, that’s like killing to birds with the same stone, I’ll make the lady folk happy (somehow) and I’ll have somebody checking on my [moribund] health everyday.

This ain’t a sexist thing whatsoever, is it? And oh yes, it is very strategic: Let’s make happy all those broads that wanted Clinton as a President but that’s out the window. Well, I guess every vote counts it doesn’t matter if you’re being brainwashed into becoming a part of a mass of pure idiocy and following whatever. That’s America for you.

Now, I’ve never been one to follow this political nonsense very closely, or to be interested by it in any shape or form, but this election, for some reason seems and will be a historical one. I mean, on one hand we have what it seems to be a very decaying old fellow (who likes George W. Bush ), that has some good ideas but the douchebaggery seems to overcome all good things. On the other hand we have this guy, who is fondly? known in the streets of America as the Black President. Who has some good ideas but the fact that his skin color isn’t ghost like apparently could affect his performance.  Again, that’s America for you.

So, I presume we’re gonna have to sit and wait to see what happens. Just like a movie that’s gotten great reviews before is out there for the public to see, has gotten everybody really excited to go see it and ends up sucking like a pornstar on crack.

These are my two cents on the subject.

Anastacia

Querido Diario:

Mientras pasa el tiempo la vida, las cosas, la gente va evolucionando y normalmente estos cambios son para algo mejor. Pero que pasa cuando todo a nuestro alrededor mejora y la gente sigue siendo igual de idiota que siempre?

Para variar mi historia sucedio en un fast food ya que parece que es un lugar comun para encontrar imbeciles in all their glory. Warning en parentesis…si entras a un establecimiento, cualquiera, y una de las empleadas tiene rolos puestos go away and do not come back ever again. You can thank me later. I didn’t do it.

Pues pido un chicken sandwich no lettuce, no tomato…Simple….right? Yeah…Pues no! me lo dan con lechuga y tomate….pacientemente voy de vuelta y le digo mi problema….”Ah si como no, disculpa”
Segundo intento…no lechuga, si tomate….
Se repite la historia; regreso y repito mi problema… “Ay disculpa”
Tercer intento: Me dan un plato de ensalada….

I mean… WHAT THE FUCK!!!???

Q parte de “sin lechuga y sin tomate” no entiendes? Y como de eso tu llegas a que lo que quiero es un plato de ensalada? No jodas, no puede ser tan bruta, los rolos le estan haciendo daño cerebral…

Cuarto intento: Me dan un hamburger sin lechuga y sin tomate…ven el problema? Era un maldito chicken burger que lo hicieron mal 3 veces y cuando lo hacen relativamente bien lo hacen totalmente mal… Ya se me esta acabando la paciencia….

Empiezo desde cero como una maldita explicacion a un infante… Chicken Sandwich no lettuce no tomato….

Quinto intento: Chicken sandwich…lettuce, no tomato… FUCK YOU WHORE!!!!

Sexto intento: “Mira olvidalo, se me quito el apetito” Solo me voy a llevar el refresco porque todo esto me dejo deshidratada”
Refunfuñando y claramente sin saber lo que estaba haciendo la rolera le hace un void a la orden… Me ofrece un mantecado por aquello del malentendido…normalmente no los acepto pero andaba con una amiga la cual es una antoja de primera clase y lo quiso….pues “esta bien, I’ll take it, can it please be just plain ice vanilla ice cream”?

Pues alla viene con uno q desde 7 pies de ditancia se nota q tiene algun tipo de topping asqueroso y un reguero de nueces….mi amiga es alergica a las nueces por lo cual no lo pudo aceptar….hasta el regalo lo hizo mal!! Pero hacia a donde va este mundo? Es como si cada dia que pasa la gente se pone mas y mas bruta e incompetente…o es solo mi suerte que me los encuentro en todos lados?

Deja q les cuente lo q me paso en Walmart….

Hasta la proxima!!!

Burn in hell bitches!!!

Anastacia